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[Miss C]

hello dear strangers, miss C here. i would have introduced myself on the guild boards but oops my storage account is too effing new to do any of that sort of nonsense.
anywhore i figure i'd just say some stuff about myself.
i'm miss C. i'm new.
i have dreads, i cuss like a sailor, and i draw- though not as much as i used to. as a note: my neopets art is vastly different than my 'real' art.
my main account is guitarpick27. i only answer neomails there if you really cared to send any...
uh. i roleplay like a fiend and all my wretched children are askew in the head in various ways. to paraphrase, i will list them all here for your displeasure.

alice: the flamboyant homosexual (though he enjoys everyone's company on a cold night)
jus: ghosty child with the three-faced doll that's a vehicle for something awful
pin: the marionette
yolle: the german girl who drinks far too much coffee and smokes far too many cigarettes
paris: the giggly one who digs getting beaten. no, really.
dazi: the bookish type with deplorable social skills
gaiqe: the AI with a questionable sexual orientation
kex: the dread head druggie who digs shagging hot chicks and playing accordian.
lala: she'll kick your face in. then pee on you.
rari: the anglerfishling child with a bad chewing habit

those are the only fleshed out ones, there are a few others in the shuffle i need to deal with. so yeah. that's it for now...

[ArchAngelChris]

Welcome.

You have some very... Interesting characters, there.

@_@

[Miss C]

oh, you have /no/ idea, darling.
;3

[ArchAngelChris]

x.x

That's very reassuring.

[Miss C]

/insert appropriate cackling here/

[ArchAngelChris]

*Twitches and backs away*

Anyways, I'm Chris, the GateKeeper.

xP

Or just Chris.

Whatever works...

[Miss C]

well i don't mean to frighten you, honestly i'm a really nice person.
i can't help it if it's against my genetic coding to have even one remotely 'normal' character. xD

[ArchAngelChris]

No worries, can't scare me that easily.

I've RPed some very stranges 'Genres' and characters myself.

^_^

[Miss C]

for me, the stranger the better. honestly, if i run into one more 'her eyes sparkled like -insert gem here, prefferably sapphire or emerald- and she giggled as she pranced around in spankypants and was happy and carefree' i think i'll vomit all over myself.

[ArchAngelChris]

*Gigglesnorts as her eyes sparkle like...*

Lol. Just teasing.

I don't mind strange, keeps things interesting, and we wouldn't want you vomitting on yourself. XP

[Miss C]

sadly everyone seems to think sexual deviancy is bad so i never get to use alice to his full potential- which might be a good thing now that i think about it.
but sometimes i'll write a really good post for an rp and they reply with something equivalent to ' wtf was that, you freak '.
it's heart wrenching, honestly.

[ArchAngelChris]

Meh, that's people for you.

Is Alice short for something? I'm just curious.

Perhaps you'll have better luck here.

^_^

[Miss C]

i'm hoping so hard it hurts that i'll find some smashing roleplays here.

and yeah, his full name is alicery.

[ArchAngelChris]

Good luck with that then. =)

Can't say I've heard that name before.

[Miss C]

well of course not, silly. i made it up xD

and also, i haven't been trolling for rp's on the boards lately, so if you lurk about there you would have been missing me.