Teh Sami...

[Lord Sami]

...Needs to get a life.

Yeah, so about me. I just realized that most of you know almost nothing about my interests -gasp- But yes, study the ways of the Sami well, young grasshopper. Gosh. I'm such a cheese head.

Anyways, I like drawing, writting, making a fool out of myself, farting around with HTML, and rotting away in front of my PS2. Yes, I love video games. They are what keep me alive... except when I can't beat them. Then they piss me off. I also like tennis and snowboarding. And, some of you may not know this, but I love roleplaying! You didn't see that coming did you =o Yeah, I write fanfiction sometimes and am a lazy bum. This is why my e-mail is clogged with mail from people telling me to update. Try and find me on fanfiction.net yo'. I'll give you a cookie if you can.

Now, before I surprise you at some other point, I like slash. There I've said it. I think Naruto belongs with Sasuke and nothing you say will change my mind. Sakura also needs to die. Anyways, I have loads of wierd fandoms to say the least x3 And I'm proud of it! Teehee xP

Yeah, I think that's enough text for you to oggle at. I probably left some details out, but who cares. Now I'm off to draw my new non-neopets characters. They pwn you all.

[Lord Sami]

Right-o. Because I need to take a break from linearting and such, which is the real pain in the ass right now, I'll just jabber away about all my characters.

{Shiki} - Represents the sin of Lust and is a Homunculus. He used to be rude and obnoxious. The kind of guy that would stab first and ask the corpse questions afterwards. But he made a friend and he's trying to 'lighten up'. He can still be mean when he wants to and has these cool extendable nails. Shiki is currently running away from his 'family'.

{Yoku} - The second Homunculus that Sami has. He represents Greed and is... well... greedy and selfish. All he cares about his number one, himself. Don't put anything too sparkly round him because he'll snatch it away. He loves torturing people and gets a real kick out of watching people squirm. This Lupe can transform himself into a living shield as well, but doesn't like to because 'it makes him look fat'. He's a vain one.

{Dan} - He's the vampire. Dan can shatter things with his mind, defy gravity, turn into mist, run really fast, and lift heavy things. Sometimes, depending on the right circumstances he can read people's thoughts. He usually is in his castle in a remote Russian village. That's where he keeps the hourglass that keeps him alive. He can also change into his familiar, which is a jackal. However, when he changes back he has no clothes. He's easily embarrassed, but likes the company of other. Sometimes he likes to do reckless things just for the hell of it. Though, he's completely turned his back on love for the time being.

{Emotique} - A mute poet who spends most of his time watching butterflies. He seems to have a strange fascination with them. He's almost completely blind without his glasses, so he keeps those on at all times. Emotique is shy and because of that has been labeled anti-social. He has also earned the nickname: Mr. Emo. His father abused him when he was still living with him and his alcoholic mother in France, which was where he was born. He was a good student and had perfect penmanship because of many hours of practice and studying. Now he has developed a distast for any sort of book.

{Sorak} - A Nobody who was created artificially. He usually carries around a keyblade and is the fourteenth member of the Organization. Most don't know of his existance because he is usually locked up in his room. However, he can teleport himself to other worlds as much as he wishes and does so when he gets bored, which is actually very often.

{Cruxis} - She's an infamous hacker who used to be part of a thieving group. Now that the group's been split up she spends most of her time crashing people's systems for fun. She's a violent, obscene, and psychotic girl who thinks that neon green is the next pink. She honestly doesn't give a damn about your opinion and loves to take anything mechanical appart. Her laptop is always with her no matter what the situation. Now she's been taking jobs from big companies as well as big crime guilds. She's usually broke because she spends all her money on new computer gear, so she takes any job she can get.

{Monotint} - Loves you. Sure he may not know you, but he loves you anyways. This happy-go-lucky Aisha loves everything and everyone. He's the kind of guy who will randomly walk up to you and give you a big hug. If you see him, he'll more than likely be munching on a pixie stick. He's a bit ADD, so it's hard to keep his attention for more than a few seconds. He prefers guys and loves to tell the world about his preference. He's a strict vegetarian and dreams of joining the Salvation Army... or a Nudist Colony. Whichever one comes first. He's pretty shameless and pretty much shows no signs of embarrassment. Monotint also uses a vocabulary that's full of his own created words.