Post by avarice on Jun 20, 2006 4:55:46 GMT -5
..haha. Or not.
Anyway. Hello, my name is Avarice (Loren, actually. But Avarice is a much better name). I'm fifteen years old, female, and live in Western Australia- and before you ask, we do use kangaroos as transport over here. It's very hard to put them in reverse, however.
Er. M-maybe you should scratch that.
I'm an enormous geek and roleplayer- also, to a lesser extent, an artist and coder. I'm a member of many strange and obscure fandoms (hello, Homestar Runner), draw fanart, and sometimes write fanfiction. But it usually sucks, so I delete it before it sees the light of day. :3 I think my sole fanfiction.net account died ages ago, so I should probably go and make a new one. My neopets account is avarskunk, go look me up. I'll probably only devour your lower torso.
My favourite author is Terry Pratchett, and my favourite anime series is tied between FullMetal Alchemist (which everybody's heard of) and Cyborg 009 (which nobody's heard of! Whee!) My favourite non-anime series is Homestar Runner, although I'm not so sure that's considered a series, as it's on the Internet. My favourite songs, at the moment, are Experimental Film by They Might Be Giants and Reptile by Nine Inch Nails. If you wanted to jam me into one of those labels everyone seems so fond of, I'd be the nerd. With a +5 Wacom Tablet to boot.
I like girls. Bust out the rainbow flag. P:
Well, I've never properly roleplayed on a forum before, so I'm going to go wander over to the roleplay boards and check it out. Haha. Here's a list of all my characters, by the way: it's kind of a long list, so you can probably skip over it if you want.
Mal: A cynical, sarcastic vampire pretending not to be one. Mal's had a rough past- born into a vampire family, got stone drunk at a pub, enlisted himself in the army and got his wings hacked off- but somehow he hasn't lost it. Although he does have several issues, they mostly come out when he comes into a lack of coffee- he was literally gagged and bound by the people who enlisted him into the army until he replaced his bloodlust for an intense like of the brown stuff. Many people who meet him find this amusing; they don't find the murderous massacres he goes on when coffee-deprived amusing at all. Strictly speaking, he is still enlisted in the army as a lieutenant, but he's managed to bribe them into losing all his records- leaving him free to do whatever he wants. He's tall and slender, with black hair and extremely pale skin.
Ex: A party-hard, cybernetic robot from goodness-knows-where. She's down-to-earth, sensible and has a certain flair for stealth; this is all good, as she kills people on a regular basis. Ex is an assassin, to put it short, although she doesn't like the name ("too many 'ass'es", as she often complains). It is unknown what her past is, or even if she has one; yet her psychosis is definitely human, so there is still mystery. She holds absolutely no interest in her past life, to the extent where she will gut anyone who perseveres in finding it out. She has a penchant for techno music, which is not shared by the people she lives with. She's shiny, metallic, and has pretty green and red lights. She also totes a bazooka on her back.
Anth: A demon from Hell, sent to the surface to terrorize the living. However, this is greatly hampered by the fact he's a carefree playboy, who much prefers this world to the underground. He likes nothing more than to womanise and get incredibly drunk, while driving around recklessly in stolen cars; his ability to turn police car's engines into pool toys is a quite beneficial aid in these situations. He has an angel on his shoulder, but he simply chooses not to listen to it. Half serpent, he's got slitted yellow eyes (which he keeps hidden behind a pair of sunglasses at all times) and the ability to do really weird things with his tongue.
Leqe: Self-proclaimed 'god in the machine'. This homicidal maniac is a rascist, homophobic, sexist nightmare, determined to wipe out anyone who is in the least bit different to him. There's nothing good about him. He gets a kick out of other people's dying moments, especially when it's him holding the gun. Leqe is completely insane, and it shows; he's a germophobe, believing that when other people touch his skin that they can read his mind, and he's got two devils on his shoulders. There have been several murders accredited to him, but somehow he's always gotten away. Nearly skeletal in structure, he appears to be drained of all color- save for the multiple scars on his body, which have never really healed.
Cara: Cara can be summed up in seven words: "HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" This sentence is his most frequent, as he lives in fear of pretty much everything. He's paranoid to an extreme, can switch from 'petrified terror' to 'happy springtime pouncing' in a second, and suffers from incredible luck- both good and bad. Short in stature and with the physical strength of a cooked noodle, he has good reason to fear. Cara's a pretty boy, but his aggressive demeanour frightens anyone willing to exploit a defenseless uke away. That, and the fact his friend Mal is always there to decapitate any razorblades in the fairyfloss of life for him.
Nyssa: Nyssa.. Nyssa is one of the sweetest, most innocent females around, the product of an extremely sheltered childhood. She actually believes everyone has a good heart, and that everyone has a fairytale ending (apart from the bad guys, who get a change of heart midway through the musical number). This naivety, coupled with her natural trust of every random stranger to knock on her door, led her to be one of the countless victims of Leqe (who couldn't stand the fact she liked peppermint chocolates over white). However, due to the fact she was distracted by a pretty butterfly at the time he sunk the knife into her back, she doesn't actually realise she's dead- despite the fact that her hand occasionally passes through things, she finds herself going transparent if she loses concentration, and angels keep turning up to bother her about Heaven.
Haha, that was a mouthful. Or.. a fistful, seeing as I'm on the Internet. Um.
I-I've confused myself now.
; Um. Do I just jump in somewhere?..
. I used to live in Yorkshire, and I've got to love your cara fellow, he sounds adorable ;3