Baked

[Darkduskk]

So here's the deal. It's counseling time for Sam. Sam goes in like a good girl, sits down and is willing to talk in order to get the load of bullshit over with.

"Sam? Do you have a problem?"

"Oh, I've got lots those. Which one ya wanna hear about?"

"Well, which one bothers you most?"

"Umm. The fact that my mother is still alive."

"Sam? Do you ever think about hurting someone?"

"Well, sure, doesn't everybody at least now and then think things like that?"

"I know I don't."

"You're a liar."

"Sam?"

"What..."

"Do you do drugs?"

"No. I'm not that stupid."

"A lot of very smart people have tried drugs."

"Lady, I haven't even tried alcohol."

"Not even a taste?"

"Not even a whiff."

"Very good! I'm so proud of you!"

"You don't even know me."

"That's not the point."

.............-silence-..........

"Sam?"

"Why do you always say my name before you ask me something?"

"To get your attention." -cheesy grin-

"Well, There's not exactly a hell of a lot to pay attention to besides you."

"I'm glad you think I'm that important, Sam!"

"I never said that."

"Sam?"

"WTF DO YOU WANT?"

"Do you ever think about suicide?"

"No. I think about homicide though."

"Oh really? Of who?"

"You."

"Sam. Get out of my office."

"With pleasure."

"Now!"

"Sure - oh, by the way -would you rather be burned or stabbed?"

"GET OUT"

-end transmission-

So that's how my first session went. Maybe you can tell I don't like the freaks at all. I have to find a new shrink soon so the court doesn't have a fit. Apparently I have to take some tranquilizer crap now too in order to be more compatable and easy to work with. Some fucking bitch wants to hypnotize me. I feel bad for that dumb shit if she hits a sensitive spot.

Why can't they just act like normal people? Why can't they act like the stranger in the subway who wears his hair funny? Why the hell do they have to be that fuckin' happy-go-luck son of a bitch who sticks his nose up your ass every cahnce he gets? Why is society so bent on scrutinizing and prejudice? Why - if someone acts differently- are they automatically dubbed insane, or 'not right'?

Is there a fine line between intelligence and insanity, or can they intermix and become the same at the most discrete moments? Medication, injections, pills and placebos - bahvior alterations and cranial surgery - why do we insist they're such helping remedies? Who determines the defualt and natural? Who sets the outlines by which we must all contort to?

To hell with those who claim false truths and nark out every poor bastard who tries to go their own way.

Animosity toward hypocrites and liars. Listen to your crack whore mother. She knows best.

'there is no evidence of misused intelligence' - No evidence? Your petty convictions are evidence enough.

Damnit all. I just wanna ....grr. Strangle something. Fuck the bastards.
- - -

K... I think I'm good now.

[Dani]

-snickers- I like the way you talk =3 Of course I've always liked the way you spoke

People are retards at times and sometimes I wished they'd leave us be..ya know...Sometimes we don't want to talk >.>

[Harli]

That shrink is a bitch....You don't even need counciling...Idiotic assholes that think they know your problems...I hope that they rot in hell....

[Poison Flower]

I've given up on thinking. Well actually I just stopped caring what everyone though...just because I just stopped. When the twig in my brain snapped I think from that moment on I had changed. I grew more confidence, got more back problems(stupid chair), became more lazy when it comes to school work etc.

But you got a good point Sammeh!

[Kelly]

The fakeness of it all is just incredibly frustrating.

I can't stand telling people things knowing they don't really listen for the sake of listening... or actually trying to understand.

[avarice]

In all truth, I feel sorry for the counsellor.

Okay, okay, don't jump on me. But really. These people are employed to try and help you- hell, my school counsellor did an excellent job when I was upset- and, well, if this person is a crappy counsellor, then you should just.. not get so snarky?

-shrug-

And in all truth, there is a very good answer to your last question. There are seven billion people in the world. Not everyone thinks the same. Hell, everyone's a little bit rascist- I edge away from the Aboriginal people on the bus, not because I hold any animosity for them, but because I'm.. just scared of them, in a little way. The aboriginals in our neighbourhood have a history of violence, and- although I'm assuming you live in the USA- you may not have Aboriginals in your neighbourhood, but the same goes for.. difference. People are automatically afraid of difference.

"Is there a fine line between intelligence and insanity, or can they intermix and become the same at the most discrete moments? Medication, injections, pills and placebos - bahvior alterations and cranial surgery - why do we insist they're such helping remedies? Who determines the defualt and natural? Who sets the outlines by which we must all contort to?"

They are trying to help you. It's not a fucking conspiracy.

Honestly.. this just gets me so mad when people do this. I'm not saying it's you, but.. people always assume the government is some big conspiracy out to hurt you, oh nose, the system's putting you down!

-eyetwitch-

God. I should make myself a.. new board or something.

[ArchAngelChris]

Woah, all this talking about medication and what not is making me think of Tom Cruise.

That be bad.

"Honestly.. this just gets me so mad when people do this. I'm not saying it's you, but.. people always assume the government is some big conspiracy out to hurt you, oh nose, the system's putting you down!"

Well, the government isn't exactly doing a whole lot of good.

Does it make you feel safe to know that the government is 'protecting' you.

If the goverment wanted to do something to help the people, perhaps they should do something more useful. The goverment can't cure or fix everyone, there time should be better spent... Doing... I don't know, preventing war, which will screw everyone over in the end, anyways.

I had some other things to say... But it was about Aliens and stuff, so... I wont get into my own beliefs regarding that....

[missvibrancy]

-What bitches.


^^; That probably didnt help anything...But it kinda made me laugh

[Voice in the Wilderness]

I remember when I had to go to a shrink.

Hated it.

As far as I'm concerned, shrinks are just gossip hordes who have absolutly no life, and feel the need to pry into our own.